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Autor: | Kattakiss [ 16. Oktober 2002, 15:51 ] |
Betreff des Beitrags: | langweilig |
Witz des Tages Kommt ein Meridian-Spieler in den Hardware-Laden und sagt: "Ich bräuchte eine GeForce4 |
Autor: | Poyzn [ 17. Oktober 2002, 16:19 ] |
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Der war nicht witzig !!! naja, egal.... mir ist auch langweilig =) Arbeit suxx !!! |
Autor: | Wiskas [ 18. Oktober 2002, 08:01 ] |
Betreff des Beitrags: | Argh!!! |
Wenn Patchtage sind spiele ich nebenbei nen hobby Char in Meridian!!! Und ich hab ne ATI Raedon 9700 Pro!!! rofl rofl rofl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wiskas |
Autor: | grumi [ 18. Oktober 2002, 13:58 ] |
Betreff des Beitrags: | Meridian |
wie voll sind den so die Server auf Meridian und welches Regelwerk gilt da im mom. ? Dark Auspice , Revolution etc... und was kostet die Software und die Monatsbeiträge Qor kümmert das zwar nicht aber mich schon . B L A D E ( füher Server 114 ) |
Autor: | Moham [ 18. Oktober 2002, 14:07 ] |
Betreff des Beitrags: | Re: Meridian |
grumi hat geschrieben: wie voll sind den so die Server auf Meridian und welches Regelwerk gilt da im mom. ? Dark Auspice , Revolution etc...
es hiess Revelation ![]() |
Autor: | Drachenkind [ 18. Oktober 2002, 14:16 ] |
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ich fand den sehr witzig ![]() Drachenkind , eine alte 103/113 zehnerin |
Autor: | Paradack [ 18. Oktober 2002, 14:38 ] |
Betreff des Beitrags: | hrhr |
War da auf 103 oder 105 :roll: Nimrodel und Dor Er Ernil. So und nun fahre ich 10 Tage nach Spanien, winke winke :twisted: |
Autor: | Wiskas [ 18. Oktober 2002, 15:30 ] |
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Es heisst Resurection ist komplett neu überarbeitet und hat paar echt coole neue Features. Aber ist nur dann gut wenn EQ grad Server down hat zwecks Patch ![]() Cya in hell würden meine alten Brüder jetzt sagen oder wie Morticia immer zu sagen pflegte "In Qor we trust!" Hail den UrEvil Bloodlords of Qor den besten der besten ![]() Wiskas |
Autor: | Kattakiss [ 18. Oktober 2002, 15:57 ] |
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also auf dem server meiner bekannten sind in der prime time so 80 90 leute on. Meistens alte Bloodlords/Orden der reinigenden finsterniss die in Meridian einen auf super wichtig gemacht haben und in EQ nix zu melden hatten *grins* Innurukk > Qor Agnostic > all *winke* Katta |
Autor: | Skaarx [ 25. Oktober 2002, 11:10 ] |
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Dies ist die Abschrift eines Funkgesprächs, das tatsächlich im Oktober 1995 zwischen einem US-Marinefahrzeug und kanadischen Behörden vor der Küste Neufundlands stattgefunden hat. Es wurde am 10.10.1995 vom Chief of Naval Operations veröffentlicht. Amerikaner: Bitte ändern Sie Ihren Kurs 15 Grad nach Norden, um eine Kollision zu vermeiden. Kanadier: Ich empfehle, Sie ändern IHREN Kurs 15 Grad nach Süden, um eine Kollision zu vermeiden. Amerikaner: Dies ist der Kapitän eines Schiffs der US-Marine. Ich sage noch einmal: Ändern Sie Ihren Kurs. Kanadier: Nein. Ich sage noch einmal: Sie ändern Ihren Kurs. Amerikaner: DIES IST DER FLUGZEUGTRÄGER "USS LINCOLN", DAS ZWEITGRÖSSTE SCHIFF IN DER ATLANTIK-FLOTTE DER VEREINIGTEN STAATEN. WIR WERDEN VON DREI ZERSTÖRERN, DREI KREUZERN UND MEHREREN HILFSSCHIFFEN BEGLEITET. ICH VERLANGE, DASS SIE IHREN KURS 15 GRAD NACH NORDEN, DAS IST EINS FÜNF GRAD NACH NORDEN, ÄNDERN, ODER ES WERDEN GEGENMASSNAHMEN ERGRIFFEN, UM DIE SICHERHEIT DIESES SCHIFFES ZU GEWÄHRLEISTEN. . . . . . Kanadier: Dies ist ein Leuchtturm. Sie sind dran. |
Autor: | Poyzn [ 26. Oktober 2002, 08:49 ] |
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Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: "Yes." DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?" Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred tmes I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." ...3 minutes of commercials follow... DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?" Sarah: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?" Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sarah: "12,15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from trip to Florida. Are you ready?" Sarah: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?" Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..." DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? Sarah: "In the ass....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break" It took a while for him to stop laughing even after the commercial, he just had to give them the trip. |
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